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var Quotation=new Array()

Quotation[0] = "It is unwise to exhume buried hatchets.";
Quotation[1] = "If life is like swimming upstream and learning a new stroke at the same time, you might consider changing streams.";
Quotation[2] = "You can burn your flag, but you don't dare try to burn mine.";
Quotation[3] = "Fun is not fun if there is a victim.";
Quotation[4] = "Wisdom is fleeting, ignorance is temporary, but stupid is forever.";
Quotation[5] = "Is a \"Falsetto\" a bird dog that will not hunt?";
Quotation[6] = "Be aware and don't peak too early.";
Quotation[7] = "Everyone can be a patient, but not everyone can be a doctor.";
Quotation[8] = "As a Duck would say, \"If you ain't flapping, you ain't flying\"";
Quotation[9] = "Never give a five-minute problem ten minutes consideration.";
Quotation[10] = "Asking a friend for advice is like asking a fireman for a drink of water - you normally get more than you asked for.";
Quotation[10] = "Asking a friend for advice is like asking a fireman for a drink of water - you normally get more than you asked for.";

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var Q = Quotation.length;
var whichQuotation=Math.round(Math.random()*(Q-1));
function showQuotation(){document.write(Quotation[whichQuotation]);}
showQuotation();